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Where the Wild Things Don’t Roam
I just checked, and it’s been over a month since I posted a new blog. There’s no baseball, no roller derby, and the liquor stores are closed, so I haven’t had any of my favorite subjects to write about. How are you all doing? I hope you’re safe and well. I spent a year … Continue reading Where the Wild Things Don’t Roam
James Buchanan’s Birthday Party
On Thursday I attended James Buchanan’s 229th birthday party online. It will be replayed on the LancasterHistory website in about a week. In the meanwhile you can view the trailer for Raising Buchanan, which they previewed. It is a light-hearted portrayal of a desperate woman who kidnaps the un-entombed corpse of our 15th president and … Continue reading James Buchanan’s Birthday Party
An Editorial from Mother Nature
Covid-19 is my way of saying, I’ve had about 1 million years of watching hominins to think about it, and I want my dinosaurs back. You guys, with your fancy weapons, your ubiquitous wars, and all the destruction you caused to my Planet, you really disappointed me. Some of you must leave now, and when … Continue reading An Editorial from Mother Nature
Does Anyone want to come out and play?
This guy might not be knocking on your door, but he is in the neighborhood, and he’s going door-to-door. Don’t let him in. It’s understandable that after a month indoors most of us want to get back to normal, but Normal hopped on the last flight out of town, with on open-ended return ticket. By … Continue reading Does Anyone want to come out and play?
