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Tippy Toe
Marianne, who has watched every Seinfeld show, reminded me of an episode where George Costanza used his invented code word “Tippy Toe” to signal Jerry that somebody was entering the room. It was right at the beginning of Marianne’s annual St. Patrick’s and Birthday party. I was talking about my latest big interest, James Buchanan. … Continue reading Tippy Toe
Sprechen Sie Deutsch
I eked by in High School. My SAT scores were good enough, though, to get me into Queens College. There, my poor study habits doomed me to failure. It was 1966, and I was in my second month of college when my German professor, Miss Ives, asked me to her office. She levelled with me. … Continue reading Sprechen Sie Deutsch
Sometimes You Eat the B’ar
In one of my favorite movies, The Big Lebowski, the mustachioed Sam Elliot tells the Dude, “A wiser man than me once said that sometimes you eat the b’ar, and sometimes the b’ar eats you.” Saturday night was opening night for Women’s Flat Track Roller Derby in Lancaster. In their first game, The Dutchland … Continue reading Sometimes You Eat the B’ar
The Latest Poop
Warning: Adult content (with a smidgen of prepubescent-male humor) One of my favorite writers is Davy Barry. For years, he wrote a weekly humor column in the Miami Herald. Then he sold his life story to TV, made a boatload of money, and retired. As readers of this forum well know, I cannot come up … Continue reading The Latest Poop
