In 1961, Ray Charles had a #1 hit with “Hit the Road, Jack.” So, anyone who isn’t collecting Social Security might have to go to YouTube to hear the original before they try to sing along with this parody I wrote for Donald Trump with the help of my new friend, ChatGPT.
Lock him up, Jack, so he don’t come back no more, no more, no more, no more, Lock him up, Jack, so he don’t come back no more!
What you say? Lock him up, Jack, so he don’t come back no more, no more, no more, no more, Lock him up, Jack, so he don’t come back no more!
Oh, Trump, oh Trump, don’t you treat us so bad, You’re the worst President that we ever had. You said you’d drain the swamp, but it’s deeper than before, Lock him up, Jack, so he don’t come back no more!
(Chorus) Lock him up, Jack, so he don’t come back no more, no more, no more, no more, Lock him up, Jack, so he don’t come back no more!
What you say? Lock him up, Jack, so he don’t come back no more, no more, no more, no more, Lock him up, Jack, so he don’t come back no more!
Oh, Mitch, oh Mitch, you obstructed with a grin, You blocked the Senate floor, to let MAGA win. You played your partisan games, but we’ll show you the door, Lock him up, Jack, so he don’t come back no more!
(Chorus) Lock him up, Jack, so he don’t come back no more, no more, no more, no more, Lock him up, Jack, so he don’t come back no more!
What you say? Lock him up, Jack, so he don’t come back no more, no more, no more, no more, Lock him up, Jack, so he don’t come back no more!
Oh, Ted, oh Ted, you fled to Cancun’s sun, When Texas faced a crisis, and you thought you’d have some fun. You left your people cold, but now we’ll even the score, Lock him up, Jack, so he don’t come back no more.
Lock him up, Jack, so he don’t come back no more, no more, no more, no more, Lock him up, Jack, so he don’t come back no more!
What you say? Lock him up, Jack, so he don’t come back no more, no more, no more, no more, Lock him up, Jack, so he don’t come back no more!
Oh, Lindsey, oh Lindsey, you flipped your stance with ease, You praised the former president, and ignored the people’s pleas. You danced around the truth, but we’ll even the score, Lock him up, Jack, so he don’t come back no more!
Lock him up, Jack, so he don’t come back no more, no more, no more, no more, Lock him up, Jack, so he don’t come back no more!
(Outro) Lock him up, Jack, so he don’t come back no more, no more, no more, no more, Lock him up, Jack, so he don’t come back no more!
Peace & Love, and all of the above,
Earl
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