Baseball Opening Day – March 30th

But before we get to Sports, let’s go to the News…

From Mar A Lago, Florida, Donald Trump claimed that he will be arrested very soon by New York County District Attorney Alvin Leonard Bragg, Jr.  Trump advised the District Attorney to call off the investigation of hush-money payments made to Adult film star Stormy Daniels, because he was worried that some people might get upset and cause Death and Destruction.

I guess Trump was thinking about those crazy Antifa people who “toured” the Capital on January 6th 2021 posing as insurgent MAGA Maniacs.

The Special Counsel, Jack Smith, subpoenaed former Vice President Michael Pence in the investigation of the January 6th attempt by then President Trump to try to pull off a coup for him to retain power.

Former President Trump told his ex Vice President to be sure to remember all the happy times they had together, while he was President, and forget all about that little misunderstanding they had about stretching his neck, because that was only a suggestion so that his starched shirt collars wouldn’t feel so tight.  (Oh and maybe he might want to take the 5th Amendment, when he’s on the stand.  You know, just to prevent some crazies from causing Death and Destruction.)

Fulton County Investigators are examining evidence of Donald Trump possibly tampering with the Presidential Election in Georgia.  They have a recorded conversation of Trump asking Georgia’s Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger to “find 11,780 votes.”

I just need one more hit.

Donald Trump explained that he wasn’t asking for a landslide victory, just to win by one measly vote.  What’s wrong with that?

Before they make their jury selections, the prosecutors all pointed out their suggestions for what the Jury members might want to be wearing at all of Trump’s future trials.

In other news, a shooter opened fire at yet another school, bringing the total of school gun incidents in the U.S. this year to 90, which is about 1 a day.  This time it was in Nashville, Tennessee, where a gunman killed three children and three adults before being fatally shot by the police.

US Representative Andrew Ogles of Tennessee, who represents the Nashville district said that he was “utterly heartbroken” by the tragedy, but Congress is “not gonna fix it.”

“Damn straight,” yelled Congressional goofballs Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert.

People, of course, protested, but just like in the 2-year investigations into the crimes committed by Donald Trump, nothing, so far, has been done about it.

So, let’s go to sports.

Peace & Love, and all of the above.

Earl