Big Bad Don (with apologies to Jimmy Dean)

Thursday evening at the jailhouse, you could see him arrive.

He said he was 6 -3 and weighed 2-1-5.

Kinda broad in the backside, and wider in the hip,

And he just doesn’t know when to button his lip.  Big Don.

Mar A Lago is where the Don calls home.

But since Melania left him, he lives all alone.

He shoots off his mouth, not quiet or shy.

When they booked him for his crimes, he just said, “Why?” Big Don

Everyone knows he’s from the New York scene,

Where he got into a fight over a porno queen.

And a crashing blow from a D.A. man,

Brought down the first indictment on an old con man.

Big Don…the Big Con…Big Bad Don

Then came that awful day on January 6^th,

For which Bad Don will now only plead the 5^th.

Congressmen were praying and hearts beat fast,

And Mike Pence thought that he had breathed his last,

Through the dust and the smoke of this man-made hell,

Was a sniveling coward that the MAGA crowd knew well.

He was glued to the TV, just enjoying the riot,

And refused to tell his cult to go home and be quiet.

Big Don, the Big Con…Big Bad Don

The Capital police were overrun that day,

By the red hat hoard that wanted Trump to stay.

They made a mockery of our Nation’s halls,

They ransacked the place and smeared shit on the walls.

After the police recovered control of the place.

He finally showed the mob his bright orange face.

“Go home, we love you, you’re very special,” he said.

Meanwhile, brave cops had been left dying or dead.

The Congress reconvened and confirmed the vote.

And everyone blamed Trump for the lies he wrote.

But, within days, Republicans decided to take a pass,

And they went right back to kissing his ass. Big Don.

They finally reopened the Capital that day,

But it should have a sign, and here’s what it should say.

The country was barely saved from a treasonous plan,

All caused by the greed of a Narcissistic Con Man.

Big Don, the Big Con, Big Bad Don.