Thirty-Four Counts

In honor of the Springsteen – Trump Feud of 2024 – “The War at the Shore”

34 Counts.

[Intro]
(Thirty-Four Counts) – Guilty
(Thirty-Four Counts) – Guilty
 (Thirty-Four Counts) – Guilty
 (Thirty-Four Counts) – Guilty
 
[Verse 1]
Thirty-Four Counts and we’ll take that ride
Across the Hudson River to the other side
Thirty-Four Counts cut through all of these nights
They’re kneeling on him in the Court House
Like a porn queen in the lights.

[Chorus]
Is it the truth? Is it a lie?
Should we believe Cohen? Or some other guy?
It ain’t no secret (It ain’t no secret)
It ain’t no secret (It ain’t no secret)
No secret, my friend
You can’t flaunt the law for decades in your Orangutan skin

[Post-Chorus]
(Thirty-Four Counts) – Guilty
(Thirty-Four Counts) – Guilty
 (Thirty-Four Counts) – Guilty
 (Thirty-Four Counts) – Guilty

[Verse 2]
Thirty-Four Counts, Melania isn’t anywhere to balk
She said, “What the hell, it’s only locker room talk.”
He doesn’t understand any of the rules
He thinks he’s above us and we’re all his tools.
I had his baby.  Could you ask for anything more?
No, he needed porn stars and screaming out “fore”

[Chorus]
Is it the truth? Is it a lie?
Should we believe Cohen? Or some other guy?
It ain’t no secret (It ain’t no secret)
It ain’t no secret (It ain’t no secret)
No secret, my friend
You can’t flaunt the law for decades in your Orangutan skin

[Chorus]
Is it the truth? Is it a lie?
Should we believe Cohen? Or some other guy?
It ain’t no secret (It ain’t no secret)
It ain’t no secret (It ain’t no secret)
No secret, my friend
You can’t flaunt the law for decades in your Orangutan skin

(Thirty-Four Counts) – Guilty
(Thirty-Four Counts) – Guilty
 (Thirty-Four Counts) – Guilty
 (Thirty-Four Counts) – Guilty

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
Is it the truth? Is it a lie?
Should we believe Cohen? Or some other guy?
It ain’t no secret (It ain’t no secret)
It ain’t no secret (It ain’t no secret)
No secret, my friend
You can’t flaunt the law for decades in your Orangutan skin

[Verse 3]
Thirty-Four Counts and we’ll take that ride
Across this Hudson River to the other side
Thirty-Four Counts I got my boots caked in this mud
We’re baptized in this court room.  It’s here we’ll stand or fall
With liberty and justice finally fair to one and all.
[Chorus]
Is it the truth? Is it a lie?
Should we believe Cohen? Or some other guy?
It ain’t no secret (It ain’t no secret)
It ain’t no secret (It ain’t no secret)
No secret, my friend
You can’t flaunt the law for decades in your Orangutan skin

[Outro]
(Thirty-Four Counts) – Guilty
(Thirty-Four Counts) – Guilty
 (Thirty-Four Counts) – Guilty
 (Thirty-Four Counts) – Guilty

(Thirty-Four Counts) – Guilty
(Thirty-Four Counts) – Guilty
 (Thirty-Four Counts) – Guilty
(Thirty-Four Counts) – Guilty
(Thirty-Four Counts) – Guilty
 (Thirty-Four Counts) – Guilty
(Thirty-Four Counts) – Guilty
(Thirty-Four Counts) – Guilty
 (Thirty-Four Counts) – Guilty
(Thirty-Four Counts) – Guilty
(Thirty-Four Counts) – Guilty
 (Thirty-Four Counts) – Guilty
(Thirty-Four Counts) – Guilty
(Thirty-Four Counts) – Guilty

Peace & Love, and all of the above,

Earl