We Will Bury You

For those of you, too young to remember this.  On November 18, 1956, during a reception at the Polish Embassy in Moscow, Soviet Premier Nikita Khrushchev addressed Western diplomats amidst the tense atmosphere of the Cold War. The world was still reeling from the aftermath of World War II, and the ideological struggle between capitalism and communism was at its peak.

Khrushchev, known for his fiery rhetoric and bold proclamations, declared:

> “Мы вас похороним!” > (Pronounced: “My vas pokhoronim!”)

Translated literally, this means “We will bury you!” The statement sent shockwaves through Western nations, intensifying fears of Soviet aggression and the potential for nuclear conflict. We started building bomb shelters and holding air-raid drills.

The phrase, however, was a subject of misinterpretation due to cultural and linguistic differences. In Russian, the expression is a common idiom akin to saying “We will outlast you” or “We will be present at your funeral.” It’s not necessarily a direct threat of violence but rather a prediction of the eventual triumph of one system over another.

Khrushchev later clarified his remarks, stating:

> “I once said, ‘We will bury you,’ and I got into trouble. Of course, we will not bury you with a shovel. Your own working class will bury you.”

This reflects the Marxist belief in the inevitable collapse of capitalism due to its internal contradictions, leading to a proletarian revolution.

Khrushchev was a complex figure. He criticized Stalin’s brutal regime and introduced reforms to reduce oppression.  He launched the Virgin Lands Campaign to boost food production. Under his leadership, the USSR launched Sputnik, the first artificial satellite, marking a significant achievement and initiating the space race with the United States.

Yet, his approach to diplomacy was often unorthodox.  In 1960, he banged his shoe on a desk at the United Nations to emphasize a point.  His decision to place nuclear missiles in Cuba led to a critical standoff with the United States in 1962, known as the Cuban Missile Crisis.

In November of 1956, Krushchev predicted that Russia would outlast the United States, because our people would overthrow our government.  In November of 2024, 75 million Americans did just that when they elected Donald Trump, a pro-Russian Putin puppet, as President.  Today, in the same U.N. building where Krushchev once banged his shoe on a desk to protest a U.N. decision, the United States turned its back on Ukraine and voted with Russia on a U.N. proposal.  It took almost 7 decades for Krushchev’s prediction to come true, but our own working class has finally buried us. I just hope we can dig ourselves out.

Peace & Love, and all of the above,

Earl

51st State?  More like 51 through 60

Donnie Dumbdumb wants Canada to be our 51st State.  Why would they want to do that?

I can’t think of a single reason.

Canada has 10 provinces and 3 territories.

The 10 provinces are:

  1. Alberta
  2. British Columbia
  3. Manitoba
  4. New Brunswick
  5. Newfoundland and Labrador
  6. Nova Scotia
  7. Ontario
  8. Prince Edward Island
  9. Quebec
  10. Saskatchewan

The 3 territories are:

  1. Northwest Territories
  2. Nunavut
  3. Yukon

So, at the very least if Canada joined the United States, they should become 10 new states.  We’ll let their territories stay in Limbo for now like we do with Washington D.C. and Puerto Rico.

As of October 1, 2024, Canada’s population was estimated at approximately 41,465,298 people.

As of January 1, 2024, California’s population was estimated to be approximately 39,128,186.

California has 54 electoral votes in the Electoral College. This number is based on its representation in Congress, comprising 52 members in the House of Representatives and 2 senators.

So, since Canada has a population slightly larger than California, it should get at least as many Representatives in the House as California, 52.  Plus, the 10 states would each get 2 senators.  That would give Canada a total of 72 electoral votes.

That would make a lot more sense than the country of Canada becoming one measly state in the United States.  Add stars on the U.S. flag for Alberta, British Columbia, Manitoba, New Brunswick, Newfoundland and Labrador, Nova Scotia, Ontario, Prince Edward Island, Quebec, and Saskatchewan, and maybe we could make a deal, eh.

Peace & Love, and all of the above,

Earl

Groundhog Day

On this day, Americans traditionally have a little fun by taking meteorological advice from a groundhog.  We know that whether or not he sees his shadow on this day, has no effect upon the seasons, but it gives us a little something to celebrate in a cold month.

Unfortunately, our willingness to take advice, for harmless fun,  from what is essentially a large ground squirrel has taken a tragic turn, as 77,000,000 Americans now take advice from a huge orange rat.  This has resulted in 346,000,000 Americans now having their lives controlled by a wannabe Dictator, who, in two short weeks, has alienated us from the rest of the world.

Our two closest neighbors now despise us and Canadians, who are well-known for their politeness, now boo loudly when they hear our National Anthem at sporting events.

Canadians BOO UNITED STATES During National Anthem at NHL Game

The next Summer Olympics will be held in Los Angeles, California, USA, from July 21 to August 6, 2028. The whole world will be watching, and it sickens me to think that our wonderful athletes may probably hear more boos than cheers when they stand on the victory podium listening to The Star-Spangled Banner, solely because we currently have a President who is quickly turning the world against us.

It’s a nightmare worse than Bill Murray could ever have imagined.

Peace & Love, and all of the above,

Earl