On this day, Americans traditionally have a little fun by taking meteorological advice from a groundhog. We know that whether or not he sees his shadow on this day, has no effect upon the seasons, but it gives us a little something to celebrate in a cold month.
Unfortunately, our willingness to take advice, for harmless fun, from what is essentially a large ground squirrel has taken a tragic turn, as 77,000,000 Americans now take advice from a huge orange rat. This has resulted in 346,000,000 Americans now having their lives controlled by a wannabe Dictator, who, in two short weeks, has alienated us from the rest of the world.
Our two closest neighbors now despise us and Canadians, who are well-known for their politeness, now boo loudly when they hear our National Anthem at sporting events.
Canadians BOO UNITED STATES During National Anthem at NHL Game
The next Summer Olympics will be held in Los Angeles, California, USA, from July 21 to August 6, 2028. The whole world will be watching, and it sickens me to think that our wonderful athletes may probably hear more boos than cheers when they stand on the victory podium listening to The Star-Spangled Banner, solely because we currently have a President who is quickly turning the world against us.
It’s a nightmare worse than Bill Murray could ever have imagined.
Peace & Love, and all of the above,
Earl
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That is a tragically comedic meme Earl. I wasn’t aware that the US anthem had been booed by Canadians – that surely is a huge fall from grace. I feel for you and all those Americans who didn’t vote for the current travesty.