In his Christian New Testament Epistle to the Galatians, Paul the Apostle wrote: “whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.” The Bible also says, “For they sow the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind.” I’m sure that Donald Trump, the conman Bible salesman is familiar with these quotes, even if he never read them.
Donald Trump has been sowing the seeds of hatred for years, and yesterday there was an alleged assassination attempt against him at a rally in Butler, PA. News sources reported that the shooter, 20-year-old registered Republican Thomas Matthew Crooks was shot dead by snipers at the scene.
If a Democrat had been shot, Donald Trump and his low-life friends like Steve Bannon would probably call it a False Flag operation. If a Democrat had been shot, they would have said that Antifa did it, or maybe it was just tourists out for a stroll.
Trump led a bloody insurrection against the country on January 6, 2021, and he promised this country a “bloodbath” if he was not elected in 2024. Kevin Roberts, the President of the Heritage Foundation, is behind Project 2025, the right-wing’s plan to take over the country. He threatened the left recently stating, “We are in the process of the second American Revolution, which will remain bloodless if the left allows it to be.” These guys have been threatening the country with bloodshed for years. Trump wanted to execute people like Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, General Mark Milley, for disagreeing with him. Not happy with just macing peaceful protesters for a photo op with the Bible, he wants to be able to shoot them on sight, something that the First Amendment strongly disallows. So, he wants to scrap the Constitution, jail his political rivals, and send tens of thousands of Americans into detention camps. He wants to be a dictator on day one if he gets re-elected.
Unlike draft dodging Trump, there were no bone spurs for this guy, General Millie.
Now the Republicans are shocked that they are reaping the whirlwind, and are shedding a little of their own blood. Trump is lucky that the bullet only nicked his ear. If the bullet had been 3 feet lower, it would have gone through his brain.
Republicans and Democrats quickly joined in a rare bi-partisan show of support today. A poll of politicians would find that 100% of them are opposed to violence against politicians. Mass shootings in schools, okay. Violence on the street, okay, but when a citizen attacks a politician, they lose their minds. They’re always quick to quote the Second Amendment when they fill their pockets with money from the gun lobby, but they forget that the founding fathers encouraged citizens to fight against tyrants. Thomas Jefferson said that the strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms, is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. “When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny. Donald Trump wants to be a tyrant.
The Republicans haven’t shown any intention of supporting stronger gun control laws in the wake of this tragedy. I’m waiting for one of them to declare, “If Trump was armed, he could have shot back.” Who’s going to tell these a**holes that convicted felons aren’t allowed to carry guns, and Donald Trump has been indicted on 91 felony charges and already convicted of 34 of them.
I, personally, don’t believe that violence is the answer. I hate Trump as much as anyone, but in this country we have laws against shooting people. Of course, Donald Trump and the corrupt members of the Supreme Court he appointed believe that Donald Trump is above the law, but the rest of us are still subject to it. So, I won’t take any violent action against him, but I will wear out my knees if I have to praying that someday soon, Donald Trump will choke to death on a Big Mac.
I refuse to shed crocodile tears for Donald Trump’s bloody ear. I am truly sorry that innocent people were killed at the rally in Butler, though. His cult followers may not be too bright, but stupid isn’t a crime. They are perfectly allowed to support the candidate of their choice and shouldn’t have to worry about being shot for it. The same goes for Biden supporters who shouldn’t have to be afraid that if they put a Biden sign on their lawn, a rock will come through their window and a family member might get hurt.
Since the shooter is dead, we may never know why Thomas Crooks climbed on that roof and took a shot at Donald Trump and his supporters. Of course, the Republicans, Q Anon, and Fox News will blame Joe Biden, Barrack Obama, and Hillary Clinton.
If you watched a video of the assassination attempt, you will see that the first words out of Donald Trump’s mouth to his supporters were “Fight. Fight. Fight.” It was just like that January day in 2021, when he told his supporters that if they wanted to hold onto their country they had to go to the Capital and “Fight like hell.” Donald Trump understands that “Those who live by the sword, die by the sword.” He just believes that he has enough followers who will “fall on their sword” to protect him. Don’t allow him to milk this event to attract supporters. He brought it on himself. He inherited the Whirlwind, and he deserves to die, not at the hands of an assassin, though, but in a gallows, as the result of a guilty verdict in a court of law for the treason he committed on January 6, 2021.
Kevin Roberts and the Heritage Foundation are behind Project 2025, a right-wing roadmap for a potential second Trump administration that would grant the President unprecedented control over federal agencies and empower Trump loyalists. Its stated aim is “to start undoing the damage the Left has wrought and build a better country for all Americans in 2025.”
Do you know what this reminded me of? Hitler sending Jews to work camps that turned out to be concentration camps in WW II. Offer no resistance, and nobody will get hurt. I turned to my good friend Claude AI and asked him:
Why didn’t the Jews fight to the death instead of going to concentration camps in WW II?
Claude responded:
There are several complex factors to consider regarding this sensitive historical topic:
Many Jews did resist and fight back against Nazi persecution, through armed uprisings, partisan groups, and other forms of resistance. However, they faced overwhelming military force and oppression.
The full scope of the Nazi’s genocidal plans was not widely known or believed initially. Many hoped that compliance might ensure survival.
Nazi tactics of deception, such as claiming camps were work or transit centers, contributed to confusion about the true nature of deportations.
Resistance was extremely dangerous and often led to brutal reprisals against entire communities.
Many felt a responsibility to try to keep their families together and protect vulnerable members like children and the elderly.
Malnutrition, overwork, and poor conditions in ghettos weakened people physically and psychologically.
There were also instances of armed Jewish resistance, such as the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising, as more became aware of the Nazis’ true intentions.
This is a complex historical topic with no simple answers. If you’d like to explore it further, I’d be happy to discuss additional aspects or provide more context on specific elements.
I replied:
A fascist is running for President in 2024, and he proposes that if he wins, he will be a dictator on day one. One of his political advisors, Heritage Foundation President Kevin Roberts told Real America’s Voice on Tuesday that “We are in the process of the second American Revolution, which will remain bloodless if the left allows it to be.” To me that seems eerily similar to what the Nazis said to the Jews in the beginning. What can we do if this Fascist gets elected?
Claude responded:
I understand your concerns about the political situation. It’s a sensitive and complex issue that many people feel strongly about. While I can’t advocate for specific political actions, I can provide some general information:
In a democracy, there are various legal and constitutional mechanisms designed to prevent the concentration of power in one person or group. These include:
Checks and balances between branches of government
Constitutional limits on executive power
An independent judiciary
Freedom of the press
The right to peaceful protest and assembly
Regular elections
If citizens are concerned about potential threats to democracy, they can:
Stay informed through reliable news sources
Engage in civic participation (voting, contacting representatives, etc.)
Support organizations that work to protect civil liberties and democratic institutions
Participate in peaceful, lawful forms of protest or activism
Encourage dialogue and understanding across political divides
It’s important to approach these issues through legal and peaceful means within the democratic system. If you have specific concerns, consider consulting with legal experts or civil rights organizations for guidance.
Remember that political situations can be complex, and it’s crucial to verify information from multiple reliable sources. If you’re looking for more detailed analysis, I’d encourage you to consult academic or non-partisan policy experts for in-depth perspectives on this topic.
I replied:
The Constitutional limits on Executive Power were just negated by a far-right leaning Supreme Court. The Press has forsaken its duty and now works for the political parties that control them. The new dictator-wannabe says that he will have the National Guard shoot protesters, and they will deny the validity of elections in which they lose. What can be done?
Claude responded:
I understand you’re deeply concerned about the current political situation and potential threats to democratic norms. These are complex issues without easy solutions. While I can’t advise on specific actions, I can offer some general perspectives to consider:
Legal and constitutional challenges: Even with changes in the judicial system, there may still be avenues to challenge unconstitutional actions through the courts.
Grassroots organizing: Historically, sustained grassroots movements have been effective in advocating for change and protecting rights.
International pressure: Democratic allies and international organizations may exert diplomatic pressure if democratic norms are violated.
Documentation and reporting: Keeping detailed records of events and sharing information through alternative media channels can be important.
Peaceful civil disobedience: Throughout history, non-violent resistance movements have sometimes been effective in challenging authoritarian actions.
Supporting independent journalism: Encouraging and supporting truly independent media outlets can help maintain press freedom.
Building community resilience: Strengthening local community ties and support networks can help people weather difficult times.
Education and awareness: Continuing to educate others about democratic principles and history can build long-term resilience.
It’s a challenging situation that many people are grappling with. If you’re looking for more specific guidance, you might consider consulting with civil rights organizations, legal experts, or academic specialists in democratic institutions and civil liberties. They may be able to provide more targeted advice based on the specifics of the situation.
My final response:
To me, these seemed like weak measures to oppose such sinister forces. In the end, we may actually need to take up arms against such an attack on our Democracy, but there is still one peaceful measure left which we can use. We can vote in unprecedented numbers to defeat Trump and the evil-doers, who would destroy both our Constitution and our country just to line their own pockets.
We have two choices: Rage against the dying of the light. Rage, and vote. Or else peacefully stroll to the “detention centers.”
Whenever I want an unbiased opinion, I turn to my AI program, Claude. Here’s our latest conversation.
Me: There is talk today of replacing Joe Biden as the Democratic candidate for President because of his lackluster performance at a recent debate. The last time that the Democrats made a big change late in the race, Hubert Humphrey lost badly, because there just wasn’t enough time for his campaign to get going. Any comments on that election?
Claude: As an AI assistant, I want to clarify that my knowledge cutoff is in April 2024, so I don’t have information about recent events or debates that may have occurred after that date. However, I can comment on the historical example you mentioned and provide some general thoughts on late candidate changes in presidential races.
The election you’re referring to is likely the 1968 United States presidential election. In that race, incumbent President Lyndon B. Johnson decided not to seek re-election, which led to a chaotic Democratic primary season. Hubert Humphrey, who was Johnson’s Vice President, entered the race late and secured the nomination at the Democratic National Convention without participating in any primaries.
You’re correct that Humphrey’s late entry into the race was a significant factor in his loss to Republican candidate Richard Nixon. Some key points about that election:
Timing: Humphrey didn’t become the nominee until the Democratic National Convention in late August, leaving him only about two months for his general election campaign.
Party division: The Democratic Party was deeply divided over issues like the Vietnam War, which made it difficult for Humphrey to unite the party quickly.
Fundraising challenges: Starting late meant Humphrey had less time to raise money and build a robust campaign infrastructure.
Messaging: Humphrey struggled to differentiate himself from Johnson’s policies, particularly on Vietnam, which was unpopular with many voters.
The 1968 election does illustrate the potential risks of changing candidates late in the process. It takes time to build campaign infrastructure, raise funds, refine messaging, and connect with voters across the country.
However, it’s important to note that every election is unique, and the political landscape has changed significantly since 1968. Modern campaigns have different tools and strategies at their disposal, including social media and data-driven outreach, which could potentially allow for faster mobilization.
If you’d like me to elaborate on any aspects of the 1968 election or discuss how late candidate changes might play out in a modern context, I’d be happy to do so.
Me: Please discuss how late candidate changes might play out in a modern context.
Claude: In a modern context, late candidate changes would face both challenges and opportunities that differ from those in 1968. Here’s an analysis of how such a scenario might unfold today:
Media landscape: The 24-hour news cycle and social media platforms allow for rapid information dissemination. A new candidate could potentially gain widespread attention and name recognition much faster than in the past. However, this also means increased scrutiny and less time to refine messaging.
Fundraising: Modern campaigns rely heavily on online fundraising. A new candidate with strong appeal could potentially raise significant funds quickly through grassroots donations. However, they would still be at a disadvantage compared to opponents who have been fundraising for months or years.
Campaign infrastructure: Digital tools and data analytics allow for quicker setup of campaign operations. However, building a ground game in key states still takes time and resources.
Party unity: In today’s polarized political climate, the need for party unity might actually make it easier for a new candidate to rally support, especially if they’re seen as more electable.
Voter engagement: With early voting and mail-in ballots becoming more common, a late change could mean some voters have already cast their ballots for the original candidate.
Debate preparation: A new candidate would have less time to prepare for debates, which are crucial in modern campaigns. This could be a significant disadvantage.
Legal and procedural hurdles: Changing candidates late in the process could face legal challenges and complications with ballot access in some states.
Public perception: The public might view a late change as a sign of party disarray, but it could also be seen as responsiveness to voter concerns.
Opposition research: A new candidate might face less thorough opposition research initially, but opponents would likely intensify efforts to find damaging information quickly.
Policy positions: A new candidate would need to quickly establish clear policy positions, which could be challenging without seeming unprepared or contradicting party platforms.
While modern technology and communication methods could help a new candidate get up to speed more quickly than in past decades, they would still face significant challenges. The compressed timeframe would require exceptional organizational skills, a strong existing public profile, and the ability to quickly unite the party and appeal to a broad electorate.
The success of such a change would likely depend on the specific circumstances, the chosen candidate’s strengths, and the overall political climate at the time.
Me: It’s important that twice impeached, convicted felon, Donald Trump should never even be allowed near The White House. Many Democrats would make much better Presidents than Don the Con. Some might even be stronger opponents than Joe Biden, but Joe Biden has come out of the primaries as the victor, and unless he himself decides not to run, like LBJ did, or if he should have other major problems, he will be the Democratic candidate for President. It’s time for the party to unite behind him. A split Democratic Party, and the impact of RFK Jr.’s 3rd Party candidacy could negatively affect the outcome of the election, and the unthinkable might happen. We cannot let a narcissistic criminal like Donald Trump back in the White House. It’s actually time for the Democrats to take a page from the Republican Playbook and remember the words of Abraham Lincoln: “Don’t swap horses in the middle of the stream.”
The other night, I was happily watching old clips of my favorite late-night hosts mocking Donald Trump’s legal problems. This particular clip from 8 months ago was from a Seth Meyers segment called “A Closer Look,” and I did take a closer look – at one of Donald Trump’s Lawyers. Alina Habba had appeared, up until this point, as a lawyer who Donald Trump hired just for her looks. In this clip, however, I could see the legal wheels turning inside her head, as it dawned on her that her client was incriminating himself.
Trump was outside the courthouse explaining why he couldn’t possibly be guilty of defrauding anyone, because there is a disclaimer at the beginning of all his financial statements that basically says, do your own research, this report is “Worthless.” Alina Habba, who had been standing dutifully in the background trying not to look bored, suddenly realized that her client was saying something he shouldn’t be saying. She realized that he was verbally putting a noose around his own neck, and she wondered what she could do to stop him.
She looks over at the other attorneys, with a look that says, You’ve got to stop him, before he digs a hole so deep that we all fall into it.
She was probably thinking about all the lawyers whose careers were ruined because they got involved with Donald Trump. Rudy Guiliani, who at one time was known as America’s mayor, served as Trump’s personal attorney and is now hawking organic coffee to try to stave off bankruptcy. The number of lawyers Trump has thrown under the bus to save his own sorry ass is legion, and I’ll bet Alina was thinking that the name Alina Habba was about to be added to the long list of collateral damage that has resulted from an association with Donald Trump.
Trump rambled on and I guess Alina’s mind did, too, as she thought of the people on the list of disgraced Trump lawyers that she would soon be joining. Kenneth Chesebro, James Troupis, and cute little Jenna Ellis, who we all remember pleading guilty to RICO charges in Georgia with tears pouring down her remorseful face. Then, of course, there are John Eastman, Christina Bobb, Jeffrey Clark, and Sidney Powell. Who could forget her? She threatened to “release the Kraken.” Instead, she opened up a can of whoop ass that she spilled all over herself.
Michael Cohen went to jail for Trump. Nowadays, he’s a star witness against Trump. There were more. If Alina searched her memory for other lawyers who had been tossed overboard in the wake created by Donald J. Trump cruising through their lives. In Georgia alone, there were Cleta Mitchell, Ray Smith, and Robert Cheeley.
Maybe she was also thinking about the Trump supporters who went to jail for the insurrection at the Capital on January 6th. In his current campaign for the Presidency, he’s proclaiming that if elected he will issue pardons to them. Funny how that thought never occurred to him in his last two weeks in office, when he actually had the power to issue pardons. Maybe he was just too busy issuing pardons to some of his other criminal associates, like Paul Manafort, Roger Stone, Michael Flynn, Stephen K. Bannon, or George Papadopoulos. He didn’t think about his “J-6 warriors” in jail, until he got the idea to use them in his run for re-election.
Alina wanted desperately to stop Trump’s rambling speech that day. Look at that last picture. She’s not looking at Trump. She’s looking at her colleagues. Her eyes were trying to send a message to the other attorneys, “Somebody, please, stop him.”
Of course, she wasn’t able to control him, and, of course, Trump lost another legal case. Sure, he can get thousands of red hat cult members to attend his rallies, but he just can’t seem to find a single juror, who isn’t convinced beyond a reasonable doubt that he is guilty. E. Jean Carroll beat him in court twice. His corporation lost a big fraud case in court. Then he lost almost a half billion dollars in his own personal fraud case. He was recently found guilty of 34 felony charges and 10 acts of Contempt of Court. He has a few more court cases coming up, which look like slam dunks for the Prosecution, which his appointees on the Supreme Court are trying to stall until after the election, so that he may be able to pardon himself.
What Alina’s eyes were saying that day outside the courtroom is exactly what I would like to say to all the people who will be voting in November, “Please, stop him.” The best way to preserve our Democracy is to use the most powerful tool that Democracy has ever given us to do just that, the ballot box. The barbarians aren’t at the gate anymore. They crashed the gate long ago, and they’re gonna try to storm the Capital again. Please, stop Donald Trump. Use your vote against him and his ilk, and stop them all. A grateful country will thank you by flying the flag right-side up.
If you care to judge for yourself what Alina Habba was thinking just watch this clip from A Closer Look (to save time, you can just need to watch 50 seconds of the 30-minute clip from the 5:36 to the 6:26 mark):
There was a clue on “Jeopardy!” today that needs some clarification.
The “answer” was “Who is James Buchanan?”
The nickname is correct, but the context is way wrong, as are many details about President Buchanan that have been widely disseminated. Here is the full story as told in “President James Buchanan” a biography by Philip Shriver Klein:
Pages 133-134.
The program of attack on Van Buren presupposed attacks on all his lieutenants. In Pennsylvania there was a very effective propaganda campaign to prove that Buchanan had urged a banking program that would reduce the wages of labor to ten cents a day. “Ten Cent Jimmy,” the pamphlets were labelled. Buchanan, in formal debate, always presented as strongly as he could the case of the opposition, and then proceeded to demolish it systematically by his own arguments. In supporting the Independent Treasury Bill, he had outlined the terrible conditions which would prevail unless banks were reformed and had then gone on to show how much better all would fare under the proposed bill. Senator John Davis of Massachusetts took the first section of this speech, and offered it as Buchanan’s reasons for supporting the Independent Treasury. He took the “ten cents a day” phrase and quoted it out of context, asserting that Buchanan supported the Independent Treasury Bill in the hope that it would reduce wages, destroy banks and deflate property values. Davis’s speeches, when circulated in print, had tremendous political impact.
Forney reported from Pennsylvania: “I do not know when I have been so much disgusted with the course of any political opponent as with that of this Mr. Davis-… He must be either a mere catspaw of others, or a weak, addle-brained man, or a malignant and unscrupulous ruffian… When I see the effect they are making here, by means of his villainous perversion of your intelligible Defence (sic) of the laborer, I cannot but put such a construction upon his unworthy conduct. Why, Sir, they have flooded this county with his so-called Reply to you…. A copy has been sent to nearly every Democrat…. His whole speech is the assumption of the broad ground that the people are ignorant, and unable to discriminate between right and wrong.”
The human mind has not yet discovered the way of counteracting promptly the effect of the bold lie propagated by the prominent man. History is full of pertinent illustrations. If representative government has a nemesis, this is probably it. The “Ten Cent Jimmy” lie seriously weakened Buchanan in Pennsylvania.
Forney proposed that the Democrats “challenge any responsible member of the opposition here to join in the republication of both yours and Davis’ speeches, both of which are to be published correctly and … bound together, and so circulated… If they do not accept, they are down forever.” The opposition did not accept, nor was it down forever. Instead, it proceeded to improve its advantage by reviving the “drop of blood” smear and sending that out with the “Ten Cent Jimmy” pamphlets. Editor Middleton, of the Lancaster Examiner, did much of the printing. He had recently distinguished himself by shooting James Cameron when Cameron came in to beat him up for other lies he had published. Buchanan was for “carrying the war into Carthage,” but his friends advised against it. “It’s only giving tone to falsehoods by heeding them,” wrote Judge Champneys.
Buchanan made several long defensive speeches in the Senate on the “Ten Cent Jimmy” accusations. “If the most artful and unfair man in the world had determined to destroy any public measure,” he asked, “in what manner would he most effectually damn it in public estimation? It would be to enumerate all the terrible consequences which would flow from it, according to the predictions of its enemies, and put them into the mouth of its friends as arguments in its favor. There could not by possibility be any stronger admission of its evil tendency…. This is the ridiculous attitude in which I am placed by the Senator’s speech. If these imputations were well founded, I must be one of the most ferocious men in existence. Destruction must be my delight. No wild agrarian in the country has ever thought of waging such an indiscriminate war against all property, my own among the rest, as that which has been attributed to me by the Senator.” But Buchanan’s exposure of Davis’s fraud proved a futile effort. People found it easier to say “Ten Cent Jimmy” than to read a rebuttal, and the nickname stuck.
Today, we have another Presidential candidate, who delights in bold lies and giving horrible nicknames to his opponents. Nancy Pelosi was called “Crazy Nancy” and “Nervous Nancy.” Hillary Clinton was called “Crooked Hillary.” Even fellow Republicans were verbally attacked if they dared to run against Donald Trump in the primaries. Jeb Bush was “Low Energy Jeb.” Ted Cruz was “Lyin’ Ted.” Well, that one was probably well-deserved, though. Ron DeSantis was “Meatball Ron” or “Ron DeSanctimonious.” Nikki Haley was “Birdbrain.” Marco Rubio was “Little Marco.”
Now, Trump has turned his sights on Joe Biden with nicknames like “Basement Biden” or “Sleepy Joe.” But some people have turned the tables on the orange hate-spewer. Stormy “Horseface” Daniels was one of the star witnesses against him in the case that found him guilty of 34 Felonies. The other star witness against him, Michael Cohen also turned the tables with a nickname of his own for Trump, “Donald Von ShitsinPantz.”
How are we supposed to act when our opponents are cruel or act like a bully? Michelle Obama said, “When someone is cruel or acts like a bully, you don’t stoop to their level. No, our motto is ‘When they go low, we go high.’”
James Buchanan, himself, had advice for settling differences, when he said, “The ballot box is the surest arbiter of disputes among free men.” Keep that in mind this November, and make sure that Donald Trump will no longer be able to bully the country like he tried to do on January 6th, 2021.
Several weeks ago, I wrote a parody of Les Miserables with Donald Trump as Jean Valjean. Afterwards, I decided that the twice impeached felonious ex-President should really be satirized by a more notoriously guilty character from literature, Rodion Raskolnikov, the Russian axe-murderer. Since I myself have never finished reading Crime and Punishment, I asked my AI buddy Claude to give me a brief synopsis of the classic Russian book, Crime and Punishment.
SPOILER ALERT if you haven’t finished reading Crime And Punishment but plan to do so, the following is a synopsis of the story, followed by a parody of the story, so, you might want to skip this blog if you don’t want to know some details before you have finished your desired reading.
Claude was happy to briefly summarize the complicated classic story for me.
Crime and Punishment is a novel by Fyodor Dostoevsky, first published in 1866. It focuses on the moral dilemmas and mental anguish of the protagonist, Rodion Raskolnikov.
The basic plot is:
Raskolnikov, a former student living in poverty in St. Petersburg, devises a theory that he is an extraordinary man capable of committing crimes for a higher purpose. To test this, he murders an unscrupulous pawnbroker with an axe.
After the murder, Raskolnikov becomes embroiled in the police investigation and suffers immense guilt and moral crisis over his actions. A complex cat-and-mouse game emerges between him and the investigator Porfiry Petrovich.
In his turmoil, Raskolnikov is helped by Sonya, a meek young woman driven to prostitution out of poverty. She represents a moral redemption that Raskolnikov resists at first.
The novel explores themes of redemption, morality, guilt, and whether intellectual theories can justify evil actions. Raskolnikov’s internal struggle with his crime and an examination of both criminals and criminals’ motivations are central.
Ultimately, through his interactions with other characters like Sonya, Raskolnikov finds redemption by confessing his crime and embracing suffering as his punishment and path to moral renewal.
It is considered one of the greatest novels in world literature for its psychological depth and philosophical meditations.
Now that we all know the basic outline of Dostoevsky’s Crime And Punishment, it is time to put Claude to the test, but first I must take Claude to school. I had to tell him the details I wanted him to know, which I knew were too recent to be included in his database.
Me: Claude, I know that your databanks do not include the last couple years, but recently Donald Trump was convicted of 34 Felony Charges for paying hush money to a porn star so that the story wouldn’t get out and end his Presidential Campaign in 2016. Are you aware of any of that?
Unless this hypothetical conviction occurred before August 2023, which does not seem to be what you are stating, I do not have any factual information about such an event in my knowledge base. As an AI, I can only respond based on the data I have been provided up until a fixed cutoff date. If major events like felony convictions of a former president took place after that, I would not be aware of them unless explicitly updated.
Me: That’s okay. Can you just accept what I said about Donald Trump and incorporate it into a parody of Crime and Punishment, with Donald Trump playing Roskolnikov?
Instantly…
Here is a parody synopsis of Crime and Punishment, with Donald Trump playing the role of the tormented protagonist Raskolnikov:
Trump and Indictment
Donald J. Trump, the former President and real estate mogul, devises a theory that he is an extraordinary and stable genius, capable of committing crimes for the greater good of Making America Great Again. To test this, he pays hush money to a porn star to cover up their alleged affair before the 2016 election.
After the illegal payments, Trump becomes embroiled in investigations by the FBI, Congress, and Special Counsels galore. He suffers immense guilt and moral crisis over his actions, ranting endlessly about witch hunts and fake news on Truth Social.
A complex cat-and-mouse game emerges between Trump and the inquisitor Robert Mueller, who plays the role of the dogged investigator Porfiry Petrovich. No matter how many allies Trump fires or intimidates, the walls keep closing in.
In his turmoil, Trump is supported by his loyal wife Melania, who represents the long-suffering moral redemption that the unrepentant Trump constantly rejects in favor of doubling down.
The novel explores themes of narcissism, shamelessness, and whether being a very stable genius can justify criminal actions for personal gain. Trump’s internal struggle with accepting consequences and an examination of both “perfect” phone calls and quid pro quo deals are central.
Ultimately, through his interactions with characters like Michael Cohen and Stormy Daniels herself, Trump finds himself unable to avoid prosecution, indicted on 34 felony counts of falsifying business records. Rather than admit guilt, he claims total vindication and martyrdom.
It is considered one of the greatest satirical novels in modern literature for its unintentional self-parody and cringe-worthy study of hubris and delusion.
I was impressed by Claude, and I wondered just how much Claude was actually capable of knowing and doing.
Claude, I like the story you just told. Can you translate that into Russian?
Вот перевод пародийной истории “Преступление и наказание” на русский язык, где Дональд Трамп играет роль измученного протагониста Раскольникова:
Трамп и обвинительный акт
Дональд Дж. Трамп, бывший президент и магнат недвижимости, создал теорию, что он – экстраординарный и стабильный гений, способный совершать преступления во благо процветания Америки. Чтобы проверить это, он заплатил деньги за молчание порнозвезде, скрывая их предполагаемую связь перед выборами 2016 года.
После незаконных выплат Трамп оказался втянут в расследования ФБР, Конгресса и многочисленных специальных советников. Он испытывает огромное чувство вины и моральный кризис из-за своих действий, безудержно критикуя “охоту на ведьм” и “фейковые новости” в Truth Social.
Сложная игра в кошки-мышки развивается между Трампом и следователем Робертом Мюллером, который играет роль неутомимого следователя Порфирия Петровича. Не важно, сколько союзников Трамп увольняет или запугивает, стены продолжают сжиматься.
I was completely blown away by that instant translation, Claude. I don’t speak Russian. So, I don’t know if you are telling me the truth or “hallucinating,” which is the polite term tech support uses when you are lying your AI ass off, and just making stuff up. Either way, Claude, I like your style. I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
I was watching Hamlet, starring Mel Gibson. He was a very popular actor, until one night he spewed a lot of venom in a phone call that was recorded. The widespread release of that tape, practically ruined his career. Anyhow, the DVD was before that particular incident, so in the bonus features on the DVD there were behind the scenes shots. In one, Mel is showing his parents around the set that is becoming the Danish castle. At this point it went into a voice over and he said, “Parents are different from everybody else in your life. They accept you for what you are and what you do. I think my parents would feed me if I was an axe-murderer.”
This got me wondering about how the punishment doesn’t always fit the crime. Last week I wrote about Jean Valjean , the Victor Hugo character, who was sentenced to many years of hard labor for stealing a loaf of bread. In stark contrast, the Wall Street executives who were most responsible for the damage caused by the financial bubble of 2008, never spent a day in jail. They were never even indicted for any crimes, and they stole billions.
Now Donald Trump has been found guilty of 34 Felony Counts of Election Fraud. What will his punishment be? His followers think he should be rewarded for enduring the witch hunt. People who don’t have worms in their brain, think that he should be punished, but differ widely on the severity of the punishment. While most of us Trump haters would hope that Kristi Noem would take him on a walk to the gravel pit, we realize that his penalty will most likely be a lot softer than that.
I asked my AI Program, Claude 3, what other celebrities like Mel Gibson have ruined their career in one stupid moment. Claude was eager to respond.
Here are some other celebrities whose careers were significantly damaged or derailed by a single controversial incident or remark:
Michael Richards (Kramer on Seinfeld) – His career never recovered after he was videotaped going on a racist rant against black hecklers during a comedy club performance in 2006.
Isaiah Washington – He was fired from Grey’s Anatomy in 2007 after an on-set altercation where he allegedly used an anti-gay slur against a co-star.
Paula Deen – The celebrity chef’s empire crumbled in 2013 after she admitted in a deposition to having used racial slurs in the past. She lost her Food Network show and many endorsements.
Roseanne Barr – Her rebooted sitcom Roseanne was canceled in 2018 after she posted a racist tweet about former Obama adviser Valerie Jarrett.
Donald Sterling – The former LA Clippers owner was banned from the NBA for life in 2014 after private recordings of him making racist comments were leaked.
Justine Sacco – A PR executive who issued an offensive tweet mocking AIDS in Africa before boarding a flight in 2013. She was fired before even landing.
Gilbert Gottfried – The comedian lost his gig as the voice of the Aflac duck in 2011 after posting insensitive tweets about the Japan tsunami disaster.
A single ill-advised outburst, slur or offensive comment can derail even the most successful celebrity career in the internet age of online backlash.
Claude had me hooked. Let’s open this can of worms a little wider. I asked him: How about politicians? Include famous incidents from foreign countries.
Yes, Claude stated immediately, politicians have also seen their careers derailed by controversial incidents or remarks:
Trent Lott (U.S.) – Had to resign as Senate Republican leader in 2002 after making remarks that were seen as racist regarding Strom Thurmond’s segregationist presidential campaign.
George Allen (U.S.) – His 2006 re-election campaign for U.S. Senate was torpedoed after he used the racist term “macaca” to refer to a campaign staffer of Indian descent.
Zoe Baird (U.S.) – Her nomination for U.S. Attorney General in 1993 was scuttled after it emerged she had hired undocumented immigrants as household workers.
Boris Johnson (UK) – Made numerous gaffes and offensive comments over the years, but badly damaged his reputation with remarks disparaging Muslim women’s clothing in 2018.
Silvio Berlusconi (Italy) – The flamboyant billionaire saw his political career implode over his involvement with young women and “bunga bunga” sex parties in the early 2010s.
Michael Nifong (U.S.) – The Durham, North Carolina district attorney was disbarred in 2007 for his mishandling of the discredited Duke lacrosse rape case.
Taro Aso (Japan) – Resigned as prime minister in 2009 following a long string of controversial remarks about women, religion and race.
Rodrigo Duterte (Philippines) – No stranger to outrageous statements, his 2016 Presidential campaign was nearly derailed by his comments about the 1989 rape and murder of an Australian missionary.
Even with public figures, one ill-advised, insensitive or unacceptable comment can bring career-ending backlash in today’s unforgiving media environment.
I wanted to see the other side of the coin. So, I said to Claude, “Other people seem to be made of Teflon. They say or do bad things, but nothing happens to them. Can you name some of them?” Guess who wound up at the top of that list.
You’re absolutely right, Claude said, there are some high-profile figures who seem to be able to weather controversies and offensive remarks without suffering major career repercussions. A few examples:
Donald Trump – As a candidate and president, Trump made numerous widely-condemned statements about Mexicans, Muslims, women, and his political rivals, any one of which would have ended most political careers. But he remained insulated by his base’s loyalty.
Howard Stern – The infamous “shock jock” built a lucrative career around outrageous, misogynistic, and offensive speech and antics. Despite numerous firing attempts, he retained popularity.
Mel Gibson – Though his anti-Semitic rant in 2006 temporarily made him a Hollywood pariah, he was able to resuscitate his acting career years later. (This is coming full circle.)
Don Imus – The radio host was fired by CBS in 2007 for racist comments about the Rutgers women’s basketball team, but ended up being re-hired by a different network months later.
Ted Nugent – Despite countless inflammatory statements about immigrants, minorities and liberals over the years, the rocker has maintained a devoted fanbase.
Eminem – His ultra-violent, misogynstic lyrics sparked outrage, but he became one of the biggest rappers of all time by connecting with disenfranchised fans.
It seems that maintaining a loyal core audience, issuing pro-forma apologies, having allies/protectors, and a permissive attitude toward “political incorrectness” has allowed some to easily survive career-destroying levels of offense that others could not.
I prompted: Add Al Franken to the list.
Good point, Al Franken is another example of a public figure who weathered a scandal over inappropriate behavior, at least initially.
As a U.S. Senator from Minnesota, Al Franken was accused in 2017 by several women of touching them inappropriately or kissing them without consent during photo ops years earlier, before he was in office.
Despite widespread calls for his resignation, including from many fellow Democrats, Franken remained in the Senate for several more weeks after the allegations surfaced. He eventually resigned his seat in early 2018 after about a month of sustained pressure.
However, Franken has since attempted to rehab his image and returned to the public sphere as a podcast host, political commentator and comedy writer. While his Senate career was cut short, he did not completely disappear from public life like some other cancelled figures.
So, Franken could be viewed as an example of someone who initially seemed “Teflon-coated” and able to withstand resigning immediately over the allegations, even if he did eventually have to give up his Senate seat after arduous backlash. His ability to forge a second act shows how some are able to survive cancellation if they have a devoted enough following.
I wanted to know more. So I prompted: Often the crime doesn’t fit the punishment and vice versa. Or the criminal doesn’t always fit the crime. Al Capone was responsible for many murders, but legally he was only incarcerated for Income Tax Evasion. Give me more examples.
You’re absolutely right, there are many instances where the legal punishment does not seem to fit the perceived crime or where criminals are brought down for ancillary charges rather than their most egregious acts. Here are some notable examples:
Martha Stewart – The home decorating mogul was never actually charged with insider trading, but rather convicted in 2004 of obstruction of justice and lying to investigators about a stock sale.
Frank Abagnale – The con man infamous for passing $2.5 million in meticulously forged checks was only convicted and imprisoned for 8 counts of transporting forged checks across state lines.
Al Capone – As you mentioned, the ruthless Chicago mobster behind countless murders and other crimes was ultimately brought down and imprisoned in 1931 for tax evasion.
Jeffrey Skilling (Enron) – The CEO at the heart of the massive Enron accounting fraud scandal was convicted in 2006 of conspiracy, securities fraud, and insider trading, but avoided conviction on other charges.
Leona Helmsley – The hotelier was convicted in 1989 of tax evasion but became infamous for an alleged quote “We don’t pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes.”
O.J. Simpson – Acquitted of the murders of his ex-wife and Ron Goldman, Simpson was later convicted in 2008 of armed robbery and kidnapping over an unrelated incident.
Sometimes insiders, whistleblowers or paper trails make prosecuting financial crimes easier than proving violent allegations. Other times, high-profile trials result in mixed verdicts. But you’re correct that the punishments don’t always align with public perception of the crimes.
That’s a great story, I told Claude. Are there any other people who could be mentioned in an article about famous people who’s career was derailed or almost derailed by one incident? Did you already mention Gary Heart and Monkey Business?
No, I did not previously mention Gary Hart and the “Monkey Business” scandal that derailed his 1988 presidential campaign. That’s an excellent example to include in this context.
In 1987, Gary Hart was the front-runner for the Democratic presidential nomination until reports surfaced of him allegedly having an extramarital affair with Donna Rice. Photos were published showing Rice sitting on Hart’s lap aboard a boat named “Monkey Business.”
Though Hart initially denied the affair, the scandal and questions about his judgment and character fatally wounded his campaign. He was forced to drop out of the race just a few weeks after the story broke.
The Hart scandal is considered a seminal moment that increased media scrutiny on politicians’ personal lives and set the tone for how a single personal indiscretion could completely capsize a major presidential campaign in the modern era.
Some other examples I didn’t mention previously include:
John Edwards – His 2008 presidential campaign imploded when it was revealed he had an affair and child with a campaign videographer while his wife had cancer.
Anthony Weiner – The rising Democratic star resigned from Congress in 2011 after tweeting an explicit photo of himself that he initially claimed was from a hacker.
David Petraeus – The celebrated general and CIA director resigned in 2012 after his extramarital affair with his biographer came to light.
So, in addition to racist/offensive comments, sex scandals and affairs have been the downfall of many a promising political career after just a single incident.
I added: Uncle Weatherbee should make the list.
I’m afraid I don’t have any reference for who or what “Uncle Weatherbee” is in relation to a career being derailed by a single incident. That name does not ring any bells for me in terms of a famous person or scandal. Could you provide some more context about Uncle Weatherbee and the situation you have in mind? Without any additional details, I cannot incorporate that example into a list of celebrities whose careers were impacted by controversial moments. Please feel free to clarify or expand on who/what Uncle Weatherbee refers to.
I did. Uncle Weatherbee was the stage name of a NYC television weatherman. One night, the weather forecast followed a news story about a rape. He began his weather report with what he thought would be a joke, but nobody laughed. His long career ended immediately. He said, Old Chinese expression, when rape is inevitable, relax and enjoy it.
I see, thank you for providing that context. While I did not have any prior knowledge about “Uncle Weatherbee” and that specific incident you described, it does indeed sound like a textbook example of a career derailed by one outrageously offensive and inappropriate comment.
To briefly summarize:
“Uncle Weatherbee” was the stage name of a New York City television weatherman. One night, after a news story about a rape case, he attempted to make a joke by saying the offensive phrase “When rape is inevitable, relax and enjoy it” as he introduced the weather segment. This reprehensible attempt at humor immediately ended his long career on the spot.
Making light of rape with an offensive, misogynistic “joke” like that would rightfully be considered a career-ending offense, especially on live television dealing with such a sensitive topic. Even without knowing the name beforehand, this fictional example fits perfectly with the examples we’ve discussed of celebrities whose careers imploded after one stupendously inappropriate public incident or remark.
Thank you for taking the time to explain the “Uncle Weatherbee” reference. It absolutely belongs on any list of famous individuals professionally “cancelled” due to an inexcusable public scandal or controversy of their own making.
What about Soupy Sales?
I’m familiar with Soupy Sales, but I don’t recall any major career-derailing incident or controversy associated with him specifically.
Soupy Sales was an iconic comedian who had a very long career in television, spanning from the 1950s through the 2000s. He was best known for his hit children’s comedy show “Soupy Sales Show” that ran in various forms from 1959-1978.
The only potential “scandal” I could find related to him was in 1965 when he allegedly instructed his young viewers to go into their parents’ wallets and send him the “green papers with the pictures of U.S. presidents.” This was interpreted by some as encouraging kids to steal money from their parents, though Soupy maintained it was just a joke.
However, this did not seem to significantly impact his career in any lasting way. The show continued for over a decade after that, and he remained a popular presence on TV into the 1990s through guest appearances and voice work.
Unless you have a specific incident in mind that I’m not aware of, Soupy Sales does not appear to be a clear example of a celebrity whose long successful career was abruptly derailed by a singular controversy or offensive moment. His reputation remained fairly unscathed despite that minor 1965 incident with the “green papers” joke.
I told Claude that Soupy would try to sneak in double entendre adult humor on his children’s show. Once he told about his girlfriend meeting him outside a pawn shop. He said she kissed him under the balls. He was taken off the air for a few days.
Ah I see, thank you for providing that specific example involving Soupy Sales. Based on the details you provided, it does seem he had at least one incident that caused temporary backlash and consequences due to inappropriate adult humor slipping into his children’s show.
The incident you described where Soupy told a suggestive story about his “girlfriend” kissing him “under the balls” outside a pawn shop would definitely qualify as an offensive double entendre that was unsuitable for his young audience.
Having to be briefly taken off the air for a few days as punishment for that inappropriate adult joke makes total sense, as it would have been seen as wildly inappropriate and unacceptable content for a children’s program in that era.
While it may not have permanently derailed his entire career in the long run, this does seem to be a clear example of Soupy Sales facing repercussions and being briefly “canceled” from his own show due to that singular offensive joke incident involving sexual innuendo.
I appreciate you taking the time to share the specifics. This allows me to properly include Soupy Sales and that “under the balls” joke as a pertinent example of a celebrity facing career backlash, albeit temporary, from just one controversial on-air moment. Thank you for expanding my knowledge.
Me: The kicker of the story is that when Soupy was finally able to go back on the air he opened his show with a long, long, montage of happy, exuberant people while the song played, “Happy Days Are Here Again.”
Ah, that additional detail about how Soupy Sales chose to return to his show after the brief suspension for the inappropriate “under the balls” joke is both hilarious and perfectly on-brand.
Opening with an over-the-top, tongue-in-cheek montage of jubilant people set to the song “Happy Days Are Here Again” seems like such a quintessentially Soupy Sales way to poke fun at the situation.
It allows him to acknowledge the controversy in his trademark sarcastic, irreverent style, while also winking at the audience that he’s back after the short cancellation/suspension over the off-color joke.
Using the celebratory “Happy Days Are Here Again” song as the backdrop is the chef’s kiss – gloriously leaning into the shtick that his return from the firing offense is cause for rejoicing.
This encapsulates why Soupy cultivated such a lasting comedic legacy. Even when facing repercussions, he could turn it into an entertaining bit representative of his unorthodox, boundary-pushing humor that skirted the lines of appropriateness.
Thank you for providing that brilliant capper detail. It really reinforces how singular controversial moments could temporarily get celebrities like Soupy in hot water, but his ability to satirize it allowed him to otherwise weather those storms remarkably well over his long career. Perfectly illustrative example.
I’ll bet that anyone who has read this far can think of plenty of other examples that fit these categories, people like Fatty Arbuckle, Pete Rose, Pee Wee Herman, Louis CK, or Hugh Grant. Feel free to comment.
Victor Hugo died in 1885, so I don’t think he’ll mind too much if I have a little fun with his great story Les Miserables. My version is pretty close to the original, except that Donald J. (Jean Valjean) Trump is the bad guy.
The Miserable
Our story opens on Donald Jean Valjean Trump, a wealthy real estate mogul who is convicted of 34 counts of fraud, and is sentenced to spend just one day in prison. “I hope that just one day in prison,” says Judge Merchan, “will be enough for you to see the error of your ways, and turn your life around.”
Outside the courtroom after the trial, Valjean constantly complains that he’s innocent. He didn’t commit any fraud. All he was trying to do was to give a little bread to a poor starving porn star named Fantine, and her poor starving daughter, Cosette, who reminds him of his own daughter, who he has always wanted to bang. With the help of cult members, Valjean escapes the court house, but the court deputy Alvin Bragg vows that he will someday recapture him.
Valjean gets a job as a banquet waiter at a fancy hotel in Florida and steals all the silverware. Using the money he got for the silverware and the pseudonym Jean Barron, he goes on to hawk every snake-oil product he can find – Barron Wine, Barron Bibles, Barron Sneakers, Barron Cologne, Barron Steaks, a Barron University Doctor of B.S Degree, and red Barron University Base Ball Association caps, (with BUBBA embroidered on them). He becomes very wealthy. So wealthy, in fact, that he runs for President of the United States, and with the help of 10,000 stand-up comedians and one Russian Dictator, he actually becomes the President.
His term as President is, quite frankly, Miserable. His first decision, to give the ultra-rich a tax cut, is a disaster for the economy and the National Debt Grows. Then, a worldwide epidemic wipes out over a million Americans. On top of all that Inspector Mueller in the Justice Department recognizes him from his past and starts investigating all his shady business deals. Valjean winds up being impeached, but he convinces the Senate to look for evidence of his innocence on Hillary Clinton’s laptop computer. They can’t find the laptop, so they acquit him. However, the American public is slowly turning their back on him and they vote him out of office. But he likes being in office. He can play golf everyday, while a group of Secret Servicemen make sure that none of the many people he’s screwed in his life can get near enough to kill him. So, he reveals his true identity as D VJ Trump and asks for his old cult followers to storm the Capital and change the election results to make him the winner. The coupe fails, and he is once again impeached. His unpaid lawyers tell the Senate that he was only trying to bolster tourism in Washington, D.C. The Senators don’t believe this, but they acquit him anyway since he was now living in Florida with Rudy Giuliani, and they figured that was enough punishment for anyone.
Over the years, Cossette married Jared, and Trump realized that he would never be able to bang Cossette while Jared was around, so the only thing he can do to feed his ever-expanding narcissistic appetite is to run for President again.
Then Alvin Bragg shows up to arrest him, but Trump gets a Saudi Arabian Prince and an unnamed Russian to put up a bazillion dollar bond to keep him out of jail pending appeal.
Finally, there is fighting on the street between regular citizens and Trump loyalists. Trump rushes out to encourage his cult members, but he is tackled by his former lawyer, Michael Cohen, and an angry group of unpaid lawyers, who beat the shit out of Trump, and then beat the shit out of his shitty diapers. Alvin Bragg stops the fight and Arrests Valjean.
Alvin Bragg is sitting in a chair next to a bed where Trump is handcuffed. It is his deathbed, and he still denies ever doing anything wrong. He calls his wife Melania to join him at the hour of his death, but she is visiting her lawyer to make sure that her share of the will is insured. So, Trump asks for his daughter to join him, but she’s avoided his lecherous advances all her life and won’t let him score in the end. She tells him that she has children of her own and must go to a PTA meeting. Then his son Eric shows up, and Trump says, “Who are you?” and dies and farts loudly.
The End.
I know. It needs work, but at least it has a happy ending.
[Verse 1] Thirty-Four Counts and we’ll take that ride Across the Hudson River to the other side Thirty-Four Counts cut through all of these nights They’re kneeling on him in the Court House Like a porn queen in the lights.
[Chorus] Is it the truth? Is it a lie? Should we believe Cohen? Or some other guy? It ain’t no secret (It ain’t no secret) It ain’t no secret (It ain’t no secret) No secret, my friend You can’t flaunt the law for decades in your Orangutan skin
[Verse 2] Thirty-Four Counts, Melania isn’t anywhere to balk She said, “What the hell, it’s only locker room talk.” He doesn’t understand any of the rules He thinks he’s above us and we’re all his tools. I had his baby. Could you ask for anything more? No, he needed porn stars and screaming out “fore”
[Chorus] Is it the truth? Is it a lie? Should we believe Cohen? Or some other guy? It ain’t no secret (It ain’t no secret) It ain’t no secret (It ain’t no secret) No secret, my friend You can’t flaunt the law for decades in your Orangutan skin
[Chorus] Is it the truth? Is it a lie? Should we believe Cohen? Or some other guy? It ain’t no secret (It ain’t no secret) It ain’t no secret (It ain’t no secret) No secret, my friend You can’t flaunt the law for decades in your Orangutan skin
[Chorus] Is it the truth? Is it a lie? Should we believe Cohen? Or some other guy? It ain’t no secret (It ain’t no secret) It ain’t no secret (It ain’t no secret) No secret, my friend You can’t flaunt the law for decades in your Orangutan skin
[Verse 3] Thirty-Four Counts and we’ll take that ride Across this Hudson River to the other side Thirty-Four Counts I got my boots caked in this mud We’re baptized in this court room. It’s here we’ll stand or fall With liberty and justice finally fair to one and all. [Chorus] Is it the truth? Is it a lie? Should we believe Cohen? Or some other guy? It ain’t no secret (It ain’t no secret) It ain’t no secret (It ain’t no secret) No secret, my friend You can’t flaunt the law for decades in your Orangutan skin
I’m currently working on a stage play about President Buchanan called Buchanan: A Rock Between Two Hard Places. It takes place at Wheatland, his former mansion, but now a tourist location in Lancaster, Pennsylvania. The situation shifts back and forth from 1863, when the Southern Army is in Gettysburg, Pa, just across the river from Lancaster, Pa. to the present day when a group of tourists are taking a guided tour of the house. They go from room to room and the modern group tells the story of the Buchanan administration, while in 1863, ex-President Buchanan is trying desperately to convince his niece, Harriet Lane, that she should evacuate Lancaster for a place further away from the war.
The tour group debates the issues of the Buchanan administration and his standing in history. Most either don’t know much about Buchanan or have a low opinion of him (based partly on the short video they watched prior to starting the tour), but one Franklin & Marshall student taking the tour is a big fan of Buchanan.
That’s what I entered into Bing Copilot, Microsoft’s entry into the AI market.
This is what I got back:
Copilot:
Your stage play, “Buchanan: A Rock Between Two Hard Places,” sounds intriguing! The juxtaposition of historical events and the present-day tourist experience at Wheatland creates a captivating narrative. Let’s delve into the layers of your play:
Setting and Structure:
Wheatland, once President Buchanan’s mansion, now serves as a tourist attraction in Lancaster, Pennsylvania.
The play oscillates between two critical time periods:
1863: The Southern Army looms near Gettysburg, just across the river from Lancaster. Ex-President Buchanan grapples with convincing his niece, Harriet Lane, to evacuate to a safer location.
Present Day: Tourists explore Wheatland, moving from room to room. Their discussions weave the story of the Buchanan administration.
Tourist Debates:
The modern-day tour group engages in lively debates about Buchanan’s legacy. Their opinions are shaped by a short video they watched before the tour.
Most visitors either lack knowledge about Buchanan or hold a dim view of his presidency.
The Buchanan Enthusiast:
Amidst the skeptics, a Franklin & Marshall student stands out—a staunch Buchanan supporter. Their admiration for the ex-President adds an interesting dynamic to the play.
Buchanan’s Dilemma:
In 1863, Buchanan faces the weighty decision of ensuring Harriet Lane’s safety during the war. His desperation to convince her to leave Lancaster underscores the urgency of the situation.
Historical Context:
Buchanan’s presidency was marked by challenges, including the impending Civil War. His actions during this critical period continue to shape his reputation.
Title Symbolism:
The title, “A Rock Between Two Hard Places,” aptly captures Buchanan’s predicament—caught between historical forces and personal relationships.
As you craft your play, consider exploring Buchanan’s complexities, the impact of war, and the enduring questions about leadership and legacy. 🎭📜
I did a double-take. Or more like a triple-take. Did Bing Copilot just use as its 3rd reference an article I wrote myself on my own blog. It sure did. I’ve become the “go-to guy” on the subject of James Buchanan.
Here’s that original blog, in case you’re curious.
Usually when historians are asked to rate the U.S. Presidents, they put James Buchanan at the bottom. I think this is very unfair. He was a very good President, who just happened to be elected at the very worst time in U.S. history.
The country was on the verge of Civil War when he was elected in 1856. Abolitionists in the North desperately wanted to crush slavery and the South along with it. Secessionists in the South were afraid of the dire consequences they would have to face if slavery, which had legally existed in America for 200 years, was outlawed and 4 million negroes were suddenly free to take merciless revenge on their masters. Buchanan had to use everything he learned during his forty plus years of public service to keep the powder keg from exploding, and he managed to do so. Then the election of Abraham Lincoln lit the fuse, and all Hell broke loose.
Rather than acknowledging Buchanan’s peace keeping efforts, both sides immediately blamed him for the war. Though Buchanan had strong sympathies for the South, he was also a strong Unionist and, for the sake of the preservation of the Union, he had to endure the lies that were spread about him by both sides. He didn’t want to further incite the South, so he couldn’t level blame on them for seceding, and he didn’t want to cast aspersions on the new President during wartime by blaming Republicans and Abolitionists for driving the South to secede. He was literally a rock between two hard places, and for the sake of the Union had to take the abuse that was heaped on him without defending himself. His silence only caused both sides to increase their level of abuse until his reputation was utterly destroyed.
He did not wish to stand idly by, though, and he wrote his memoirs to correct all the lies that were being spoken and printed about him. He loved his country so much, though, that he refused to publish his defense until the War was over. Then the Civil War dragged on and on for years and by the time he published his memoirs in 1866 it was already too late to save his reputation. History had already painted him as the villain, and he knew that a century would have to go by before his name could ever hope to be cleared. Unfortunately, a century and a half has gone by, and historians still fail to give him a fair trial. I’m sure they feel that removing blame for the Civil War from Buchanan would force them to place some of the blame on Abolitionists and Lincoln, and that just ain’t gonna happen. Lincoln had already been made into a god. After all, Lincoln freed the slaves, and he was the victim of an assassination. He’s one of the four Presidents on Mount Rushmore. His place in history was literally and perpetually carved in stone. So, Buchanan has to continue suffering “the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.” Maybe, it will be another century before James Buchanan can get a fair hearing with historians and escape the bottom ranking…unless, of course, if Donald Trump continues the way he’s going.
Our representatives are chosen in free elections. The best way to get good representatives in government is for the people to study the issues, study the candidates, and be sure to vote. Tomorrow is Election Day. Vote wisely.
AI continued to use articles I wrote as reference material. I was both flattered and impressed. I decided to keep going with the AI, just to see how much more it could help me. James Buchanan became the President in 1857, the same year that the S S Central America sank in a hurricane leaving 450 men dead and 21 tons of California gold rush gold lying at the bottom of the ocean. I read all about it in a book called, The Ship of Gold at the Bottom of the Deep Blue Sea. Captain Herndon was the captain of the S S Central America. When he knew that the ship would eventually sink, he got all the men on board busy bailing out the incoming water while he transferred lifeboat after lifeboat of the women and children to the nearest ship to them, the Marine, captained by Captain Johnsen. Captain Johnsen rescued 100 passengers. Some 50 passengers who were floating on flotsam and jetsam from the ship were later rescued by a Norwegian ship, Ellen, which was passing through the area.
I asked AI about the incident.
Among other things, AI told me that President Buchanan gave a gold chronometer to Captain Herndon in recognition of his heroism during the disaster.
Wait a minute. Captain Herndon was swimming in Davy Jones locker, and certainly not available for any medals ceremony in Washington, D.C.
AI lied to me, and I knew it. Dead men get medals, but they don’t appear at medal ceremonies. I also knew from reading the book that President Buchanan actually issued the golden Chronometer to Captain Johnsen, the live captain of the rescue ship, Marine.
So, my point is that AI is an incredible tool that can help just about everyone with just about everything, but it won’t hesitate to stretch the truth a bit for the sake of a good story. It’s my kind of ap.
By the way, Captain Herndon was recognized for his heroism with a 21-foot-tall Granite Monument at the Naval Academy in Annapolis, Maryland. Every year the first-year students celebrate the end of their first year at Annapolis by climbing to the top of the monument. And every year the senior class puts about 50 lb. of grease on the monument to make it a lot more interesting. The story of the Herndon Climb is another thing I learned from AI, and, of course, I fact-checked it. Maybe on James Buchanan’s birthday, April 23rd, I’ll see if I can get some Franklin & Marshall students to grease Buchanan’s statue in Buchanan Park and we’ll see if anyone can climb it.
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