
Fans of Stephen Colbert, have long recognized the phenomenon known as “The Colbert Bump,” which is an increase in the popularity of a person (author, musician, politician, etc.) or thing (website, etc.) as a result of appearing as a guest on Stephen Colbert’s show or (in the case of a thing) being mentioned on the show.
Traditionally, Presidential Conventions also have the ability to boost the national recognition and popularity of their speakers and their candidates for President and Vice-President. So, naturally, the Republicans were hoping that Donald Trump and J.D. Vance would enjoy a bump in popularity following their convention. There were three things, however, that were working against them.
The first thing was their Presidential candidate. Ex-President Trump was already the most recognized politician in America. The convention wasn’t going to be able to introduce him to any new audience. All they could do was trot him out to the same MAGA Cult followers who have attended dozens of his rallies in the past. To them, he is a “rock star,” because he had a TV program, and because they know he will publicly say outrageous things. To everyone else, he is a narcissistic, disgraced, twice-impeached, convicted sex offender and 34-time convicted felon, who stole top secret U.S. documents and tried but failed to overthrow the government on January 6th, 2021.
The second thing was the Republican platform. They spent four days talking about the problems in America, but didn’t have any suggestions for solving these problems other than mass deportation of minorities and punishing women who didn’t want to be pregnant. They spent four days suggesting that our problems would go away if our President wasn’t 81 years old. Of course, they didn’t have any way to explain how 78-year-old Donald Trump was going to remain 78 for the next 4 years if he got back into the White House.
One speaker at the Republican convention ridiculously asked the age-old political question to the conventioneers, “Are you better off now than you were 4 years ago?” The meatheads in the audience gave a resounding “No!” Apparently, they thought that 2020 was a great year. I’d like to jar their memory with a montage of how things really were in 2020 when Donald Trump was President.

The third thing was the Biden Bump. Joe Biden isn’t the most eloquent speaker. He had to overcome a severe stuttering problem as a child. He has worked in Government for decades, though. He knows how to get things done. Even though they had to deal with a divided Congress, he and Kamala Harris still managed to rescue the economy and change the course of the Pandemic. He got the infrastructure bill passed and lowered the price of prescription drugs. He created millions of new jobs and lowered unemployment to the point that more Americans are working now than at any point in American History.
That was only the first part of the Biden Bump. He listened patiently as Republicans spent four days disparaging his age, and then he dropped the bomb on them. Just when they were hoping to enjoy a post-convention honeymoon with America, he turned the tables on them. He suddenly withdrew from the race and immediately threw his support behind Kamala Harris. This left the Republicans with nothing. They had spent four days playing the age card, the only weapon they had. Now, will 78-year-old Trump dare play the age card against 59-year-old Kamala Harris? I think not. I don’t think “Fox News” will bring it up, either. By waiting until after the Republican convention to tag off to his fresh tag-team partner, Biden-Harris pinned Trump, Vance, and Hulk Hogan to the mat. Like I said, Joe Biden may not be as good a speaker as Donald Trump, but he knows how to get the job done. One. Two. Three. It’s over. The winner – American Democracy.

Now all we have to do is turn out in record numbers in November to elect Kamala Harris and a majority of Democratic Senators and Congressmen to kick Trump to the curb one final time.
Peace & Love, and all of the above,
Earl








