51st State?  More like 51 through 60

by earlthepearl137

Donnie Dumbdumb wants Canada to be our 51st State.  Why would they want to do that?

I can’t think of a single reason.

Canada has 10 provinces and 3 territories.

The 10 provinces are:

  1. Alberta
  2. British Columbia
  3. Manitoba
  4. New Brunswick
  5. Newfoundland and Labrador
  6. Nova Scotia
  7. Ontario
  8. Prince Edward Island
  9. Quebec
  10. Saskatchewan

The 3 territories are:

  1. Northwest Territories
  2. Nunavut
  3. Yukon

So, at the very least if Canada joined the United States, they should become 10 new states.  We’ll let their territories stay in Limbo for now like we do with Washington D.C. and Puerto Rico.

As of October 1, 2024, Canada’s population was estimated at approximately 41,465,298 people.

As of January 1, 2024, California’s population was estimated to be approximately 39,128,186.

California has 54 electoral votes in the Electoral College. This number is based on its representation in Congress, comprising 52 members in the House of Representatives and 2 senators.

So, since Canada has a population slightly larger than California, it should get at least as many Representatives in the House as California, 52.  Plus, the 10 states would each get 2 senators.  That would give Canada a total of 72 electoral votes.

That would make a lot more sense than the country of Canada becoming one measly state in the United States.  Add stars on the U.S. flag for Alberta, British Columbia, Manitoba, New Brunswick, Newfoundland and Labrador, Nova Scotia, Ontario, Prince Edward Island, Quebec, and Saskatchewan, and maybe we could make a deal, eh.

Peace & Love, and all of the above,

Earl

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