Humpty Trumpty promised a wall.
But Humpty Trumpty had a great fall.
He broke down completely and refused to admit,
That Biden won the election and Trumpty should quit.
Then while he was down and locked out of Twitter.
Cops seized what Rudy couldn’t flush down the shitter.
So, now we just wait as Grand Juries convene,
And we hope that Trumpty’s taxes will also be seen.
And Trumpty’s ties with Russia concern us, they do.
Will Putin put cameras in Joe’s bedroom, too?
Trump beat two impeachments, but he still wound up scarred.
Now, he hides out in Mar-A-Lago, the only place he’s not barred.
And, all the king’s horses and sycophantic friends.
Can’t put Humpty Trumpty together again.
They put back the hair, that was easy to do.
And only required a few tubes of glue.
The tiny hands were stapled to the end of his shirt,
And The Frankenstein they built, looked almost unhurt,
But the pressure of anatomy, pretty soon got ‘em,
And his Don’t Trust-Science friends F%^ked up his bottom.
They put his front, where his ass should be,
(An easy mistake, because he’s all ass to me.)
But, I still can’t figure out how the Trumpty fans missed it.
Surely, they knew his butt from all the times that they kissed it.
They painted him gold and gave him a wand.
A monument to all who had been by him conned.
Humpty’s brain was scrambled, but he still got down,
Before he left office and snuck out of town.
He gave Presidential pardons to all of his friends.
So, they could visit him in jail, when all of this ends.
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Good Morning Earl! What’s the expression if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything at all…..I am being kind today!
You have a great day 😊
As you wish,
Linda, I know that there are still a bunch of people who are fans of Donald Trump. Everyone’s entitled to their opinion. I gave you mine. As you wish.